Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.

Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!

by Bepdaddy March 28, 2020

limp bizkit

A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. The only rule about Limp Bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.

Metal Fan: GODDAMN Faggoty-Fagggot Ass Limp Bizkit!!! I fuckin' hate Fred Durst with his pussy-ass wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their fuckin' turntabels and their gay-ass voices!!!
LB Fan after listening to Slayer/Manowar: GODDAMN Slayer!! How the fuckin' hell can people say that this crap is better than Limp Bizkit!! All that these faggots do is scream and play their guitars hella fast!! This gay-ass shit fuckin' blows!!!

by Truth March 31, 2005

limp dick

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection

Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!

by Ajones April 17, 2003

Limp chode

One who has a chode and can not get an erection

Don't be mean he has a limp chode

by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

limp dilznik

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst

"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"

by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006

limp bizket

Game in which a bizket or cookie is placed on the ground in the middle of a circle of people jerking off. the first one to miss it with their cum, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

You wanna play limp Bizket?

by Chris Johns May 3, 2004