Warm lighting

The only legal subspecies of lighting

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WARM LIGHTING SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE

by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

Brown Lighting

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.

I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!

by Brownlight January 4, 2022

Lighting a candle

Smoking a cigarette

Hey Jimmy! Stop that!

What? I'm just lighting a candle.

That can give you lung cancer!

That's exactly what I'm looking for.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005

Lighting my children on fire

Ejaculating in a red head's hair.

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017

Lighting Titties Up

lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb

A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.

Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."

Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."

by Hero523 January 19, 2009

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011