Liarsdetective

I a very nice person who literally deserves the best, They didn’t t deserve the bad things that happened to them. They are so fucking nice.

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by Yourmomishot56377 July 19, 2021

Insta liar

Someone who writes a total lie on Their Instagram post in order to make themselves look better and when you comment on the picture questioning that lie they delete your comments. This person usually thinks they are better than everyone and are just too fabulous and cool. Just plain arrogant.

Liar: I just got 1st place at my tournament!
You: I thought you got second?
Liar: I tied, but stood on second place
You: then you got second...
Liar: deletes comments
(This is a insta liar in action)

by G&Z February 9, 2014

professional liar

A professional liar is someone who is able to make up a story and tell it in such a way with false supporting details to make listeners belive its true. A good listener however will be able to pick up that some part of that story does not correspond with other parts of it. However when these types of liars are caught in the act they rarely ever have support to back up there story. Most of these types of liars are very insecure about themselves so they make up lies to convince themselves that they are something when in reallity they are nothing. Liars like this never admit they are lying because that is there way of life.

"sentence form" Nadia is a professional liar that talks all day but cant back nothin up.

by lie buster December 11, 2007

noh liay

noh liay is just a ghetto way of saying no lie

whas gain on n that NOH LIAY

im kool fam NOH LIAY

oi i just won £100 init NOH LIAY!

im bored n that NOH LIAY, lets do sumin n that NOH LIAY

by Bacardi Crew March 22, 2007

Denis Leary

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

by Goatboy April 26, 2004

laryssa

amazingly beautiful girl, fun, outgoing, loud, hyper, yet a good listener, will do anything for the people she loves, she can get mad, but is always ready to give a second chance

did u see that girl?
she's laryssa, the most amazing girl you will ever meet.

by missy7474747474746 November 19, 2009

liarrhea

When you tell your spouse and children that you are having “stomach issues” just so you can hole up in the bathroom with a magazine multiple times a day and get some alone time.

"God, I haven't had a second to myself all day. I think it may be a good time to develop a serious case of liarrhea."

by Megopolis August 18, 2009