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Lespionage

a noun. The act of pretending to be a lesbian so as to attract men.
Jessica never regretted committing lespionage because she always got her man.
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Guitar Lessons

Dude, that guy is going to give me some guitar lessons.
by Coolio2345678 May 29, 2010
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Lesbonista

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.
At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011
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skiing lesson

When one "teacher" demonstrates how to ski by the help of two male "students" on either side allowing the "teacher" to use their poles for a hands on experience.
Becky gave Tim and I the best skiing lesson last night. We both finished the course!
by NoxoN August 17, 2007
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Spanish Lessons

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013
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Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"
Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson
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lesbionest

To be honest about being lesbian.
Shelly: Hey, girls! *grabs Marie's ass*
Marie:*gasp*
Bella: Lesbionest here Shelly, are you lesbian?
Shelly: Uhh... Yes. And I like both of you.
Bella: Well, its good to be honest but, were straight. Sorry.
Marie: Speak for your self.
Bella... :O
by lovelovelove That Ass June 17, 2012
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