Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024

Lau Shing

A fat chinese 8 year old boy with a nintendo switch and vanilla cupcake who plays fifa

I am Lau Shing and I krim

by ChisKrim69 October 2, 2021

Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.

"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

Lau

Lau/lu/lo. often used by slang people in Indonesia, especially in the East Jakarta

Lau mau kemana, sini aja dulu

by pak slupur April 20, 2024

Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.

"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

Lau :)

Someone who is silly and will care for in the darkest moments of your life, someone who will get mad at you and laugh at the same time, someone who can lighten up your mood plus being dummy

Stop it Lau :) silly goose

by YGT1T0 May 9, 2021

Shadher Lau

popular bengali fold song talk about gourd reference to a penis, dick, or cock.
Shadher = Favorite, dearest, prefer one over another.

Lau= gourd, green vegetable.

Shadher lau babailo more boiragi. Lau di banailam dugdugi (jerking off a penis).

by itsalau December 15, 2020