Laptop Gangsta

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms

a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived

by C. Aaron Browbowski October 21, 2008

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

Laptop dimples

Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session.

I spent so much time working on my thesis I had laptop dimples for an hour.

by EddieM August 23, 2008

Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

Laptop Waffle

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.

If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.

by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 12, 2006

gaming laptop

like a gaming pc but you can bring it places

here is my ipad play on that. i have a gaming laptop

by NameSiren435547 December 26, 2020

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006