The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
She was pretending to dislike the attention being received at the bar, but everyone knew she was lapping it up.
by Plato's Son June 07, 2010
Going for a walk around the bar/club in an attempt to situate yourself, check out points of interests, and scope out where all the attractive people are.
Examples:
Yo dude, wanna grab a beer and take a lap? I saw this really hot girl in a tight dress in the corner by the mini bar when we walked in.
Yo man, where's George at?
I don't know dude. I think he went to do a lap with Scott.
After taking a lap, Mike was able to tell Ashley where the bathrooms and mini bars were.
Yo dude, wanna grab a beer and take a lap? I saw this really hot girl in a tight dress in the corner by the mini bar when we walked in.
Yo man, where's George at?
I don't know dude. I think he went to do a lap with Scott.
After taking a lap, Mike was able to tell Ashley where the bathrooms and mini bars were.
by bar terminology November 25, 2011
A sexual maneuver in which, after a man has engaged in sexual activity with a particularly fine specimen, he then proceeds to bolt outside and run a victory lap around the general area of the deed completely unclothed, all the while cheering and throwing his fists in the air.
After Greg finished up with Stacy, he decided to run a 4-mile victory lap around his entire college campus. It was quite the victory lap indeed.
by RageFire December 04, 2007
usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
by dawn June 16, 2002
A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
by Organic potting mix January 16, 2022
To walk around the bar one last time and check out who's hot enough to flirt with before moving on to the next bar.
by Tony, Steven, and Andy April 21, 2005