landon

a dad

landon

by Fax lol October 29, 2019

Beast Lansing

The home of the Michigan State Spartans.

I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.

by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016

Landon

An annoying clown

Landon is a candy cane stealer

by Sophia🇦🇺🚅 December 9, 2019

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Landon houle

Is a stupid ass bitch and likes to cheat and sucks a lot of dick

He’s gay landon Houle is gay

by WtfNoBixch March 31, 2019

Landon Paul Jones

A Mexican with really small ears.

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"

by Young Fetus August 23, 2020

Lannon kayden and collier

three simps

"dude look at the three simps, lannon kayden and collier" baylor said

by fatdonkey March 19, 2021