Landmine Learning

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.

Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

by Alexk44 May 6, 2020

Landon Paul Jones

A Mexican with really small ears.

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"

by Young Fetus August 23, 2020

Don Lando

Also known as "Wesley Batson", he is a member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in 1987 in a hospital somewhere in a vacinity of doctors. In 1998, he was arrested off the Alaskan Coast for illegal whale hunting. He was released on a $450,000 bail by friend Aaron Allen. In late 1999, he moved to an abandoned World War II bunker in central Florida. There, he met Chris Stoney. Stoney awed Batson with his amazing drum skills. Once the three got together, they formed a band known as "Cool Band". However, they realized they missed something. Vocals. One day, Batson and Allen were at the local Goodwill searching for office chairs when they met Rob Lowe. Lowe's quiet yet firm appearence instantly aroused Batson and Allen's interests. Lowe signed and thus formed Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe.

Don Lando is Wesley Batson's alias.

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

Blue For Landon

This is for the youtube star Landon Clifford who passed away on August 19th 2020. He was of the channel Cam and Fam

Hey did you order something blue for Landon?

by LIZZII013003 September 5, 2020

landover

An area in PG county Maryland. which is home to a lot of "hoods" in Maryland. Which are two five(2-5), kentland(KLZ), palmer park, woodland park, Cheverly terrace(CTC), Glenarden and lots more. Landover is also the most hyped hood at the GOGO.

Landover landover landover!!! we taking ova. I heard them niggaz from landover.

by Nitty July 9, 2007

Landon

Landon means long Hill

Person 1: hey long hill
Landon: my name isn't long hill

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

Lando

A cool dude That is loyal to any girl who doesn’t play them for some other nigga

Lando a loyal dude

by Hhttgc May 19, 2018