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mountain lakes

mountain lakes is in new jersey not new york, dumb ass
by kristi April 5, 2005
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Lamesauce

An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.
"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."

"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"
by Wyrd Darcnyzz November 17, 2009
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Lakeland High School

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex
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lakes

an expression used to signify something that is good, fun or otherwise pleasing.

purported to have originated in the portsmouth (or pompy) area of southeast england.
"that rave last night was lakes mush"
by Harry j Clarke April 24, 2008
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Lakes High School

A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.

The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.

All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).

Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).

Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.

Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?

Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
by Cricket Songs July 19, 2009
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lakeshore

A run down ghetto neighborhood that is apparently run by "tenth street." (hoodrats who are in handcuffs more then shoes) where you see crackheads more then birds. Hell would be a better place then Lakeshore.
"hey, you wanna come down to lakeshore with me?"
"I would never be caught dead in a ghetto neighborhood like that one."
by the kush brigade September 17, 2013
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Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.
A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!
by Nak Nak February 17, 2009
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