Chuckles Loves Fat Girls

An internet phenomenon and TF2F forum thread based on a quirky fetish of the known and loved Teamchuckles of TF2F (the team fortress 2 fort).

Often abbreviated to CLFG.

Guy 1: LOLOLOLOLOLO
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.

Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.

by TF2F July 3, 2009

stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.

For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section

by Holly Noel April 14, 2006

Everybody Loves Ramen

A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.

I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

omar rodriguez lopez

Lead guitarist/composer of that amazing prog rock/multi genre band the mars volta.

I want to have Omars babies.

Gotta love Omar Rodriguez Lopez.

by Kollyn February 12, 2009

obama loves you

the best roast ever your opponent will cry from how painful it is

*Obama loves you* says the fat neckbearded fellow, the sus imposter falls to the ground and cries from the humiliation. the sus imposter screams as the neckbearded fellow gently thrust his kawaii co- nevermind you get it already

by アストルフォ June 23, 2021

tai lopez

A scammer or a person who wants a small lone of your money.

"Your such a tai lopez!" He said angrily.

by ToShoWordDefinitonMaster September 20, 2016

Lauren Lopez

The most gloriously, supremely awesome person ever to grace the multiverse with their presence. Known for her portrayal of a feminine, ground-slithering, Hermy-one-loving, and Pigfarts-desiring Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. She also played Taz, a short, angry, Mexican Starship Ranger and Buggette, a simpering caterpillar with the hots for Bug in Starship. Both productions were put on by Starkid, a theater group in Michigan.

Lauren Lopez is so talented, she can be both a feminine boy and a masculine girl.

by Empress of the Multiverse December 27, 2011