The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.
by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006
Get the Longhorns mug.A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).
by Con Man October 3, 2005
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The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.
"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"
"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."
"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."
by The Horns Guy March 1, 2010
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2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.
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1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!
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2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.
by V Vendetta December 20, 2008
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Phil: Did you catch the Texas womens' golf match yesterday? It was epic!!!
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Me and the Mrs decided to try some crystal meth and ended up bringing home the supplier and got ourselves into some longhorning and now my ass hurts.
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