sucks lollipop

A term used when one must partake in activities many people dislike, though for unclear reasons, he/she enjoys.

I just got a job cleaning out the smelly old dungeon. It sucks lollipop!

by chocolatism January 16, 2011

hairy lollipop

The act of inserting your scrotum into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.

I think Danny loves me. He gave me a hairy lollipop.

by Whorey December 7, 2006

hairy lollipop

The result of unexpectedly sticking your penis all the way in to someones' mouth whilst being given a blowjob; provided you don't shave your nether regions.

"My wife gave me for another fucking tie for Christmas, so I gave her a hairy lollipop."

by Whorey December 7, 2006

Lollocks

Hilarious disbelief or nonsense

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.

by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

smoking lollipop

(n) A detail left behind in the editing process when an anime is liscensed by a company that removes all the adult themes, often times causing great confusion to the audience.

"Why does Sanji have a smoking lollipop?"

"Why are those cousins making out?"

by MetaKool October 23, 2005

Lolophobia

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious

Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious

by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

Vampire Lollipop

A used tampon/Novelty item for Vampires.

Edward, I've made another Vampire Lollipop for you!

by SirScary June 16, 2010