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lobster

1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.
1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!
by Digi Koala May 13, 2005
mugGet the lobstermug.

Lobsters

(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.
Him: Baby I'm hornay.

Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.

Him: whore.
by Dr.Mcufeelgüdd July 7, 2010
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Lobsters

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina
by weiner_cream May 27, 2006
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lobster

White people. They tan on our Hawaiian (or ANY of the) beaches and turn red. Just like lobsters. They're also hella annoying and think they're so great...until they meet their fiery red death.
Walk faster, there's a lobster stumbling over. Dumb FLOP
by bumbaiWUT July 29, 2011
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Lobsters

A rich persons version of crabs.
Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.
by qweef shady June 20, 2011
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Lobster

Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.
Great....here comes that Lobster again!
by Ekaj July 16, 2008
mugGet the Lobstermug.

Lobster

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?
by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008
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