Limpfant

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

limphaga

Adj. Cool, layed back, spaced out

That dude is so limp haga

by tu madre April 1, 2005

limping pimping

A pimp who has been broke down from old age or other circumstances but his game is still tight so he walks with a limp limping pimping

No body pimps me..Among other pimps iam the only limping pimping i acknowledge

by Limping pimping August 7, 2019

limpiar ti tienda

I haven't seen my friend in a while you changed number you've been doing business with me tells me limpiar ti tienda. It may be slang.

He told me you should limpiar ti tienda. It's a bit hard for me to s speak Spanish but I understand it mostly chance it's all slang.

by Burgessa July 13, 2023

limpick

a combination of limp and dick. It means as lame as lame anything can be.

Dude, that stunt you pulled on yousr sister was total limpick.

by Carl Kuyath December 24, 2007

limpas

limpas = excuse

cross over

adik limpas di jambatan.

by christmastime2010 December 7, 2010

Limpathy

When a woman tells a guy it's just one of those things when he can't get it up, and actually believes it.

Clive: Shit Mavis, it won't stay hard.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.

by Mavis Clam April 29, 2011