law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.

I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan

by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag

Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.

Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."

by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

law dog

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

by Joe July 15, 2004

Law of Shen

Every traffic light must be red.
Every luck event must fail.
Every plan will be ruined.
Everything will go wrong.
(however, purely skill based events are excluded)

On the way to an amusement park, get stuck in traffic for over an hour, arrive at the park and wait in line to find the coaster is broken. Four times. Then lock belongings in locker and have a town-wide power outage.
~typical day thanks to the Law of Shen

by General of Darkness June 23, 2010

Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.

*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"

by the_flash2001 November 7, 2011