Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.

Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

ladder dagger

Dance move relating to daggering, the act of climbing a ladder, jumping off and landing horizontal on top of a woman and humping (daggering) her in a short motioned, rapid manner.

I was daggering this girl and I finished off with a fantastic ladder dagger!

by JonnyRusso March 16, 2011

Ladder Slasher

Mikol@d2jsp did 54 MQs in 1 week. This kid gave up pussy, food, water, and sun light to do what no one else could do. Then his amazing season was stolen by a lucky nerd named dpaules, who had 70 less MQs than him.

Mikol @ jsp could have the most MQ's in a season even if he started 5 months after everyone else! He is the definition of a "Ladder Slasher"

by Njaguar@jsp November 23, 2011

Ladder Girl

A ladder girl is a girl many people have climbed, i.e. A slot.

Word created and defined by: M.A.N

"You are such a ladder girl!"

by MEL. AND. NAD May 19, 2016

ladder dick

adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.

1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

Ladder in my tights

Normally referring to a tear in pantyhose, the term 'Ladder in your/my tights' refers to a boner that is concealed in your trousers, and often is fighting for the open air. The actual name is made apparent if one were to wear a pair of tights, and their erection would appear as a Ladder, either being stuffed up the waist, or down one of the trouser legs.

"Hey man, so yesterday I was on train, standing up, and I got a ladder in my tights and everyone could see my boner"
"Shit dude, anyone say anything about it?"
"Yeah, an old lady said she had one as well"

by Lionel Bichie May 16, 2018

Ladder up

The transforming alteration of one's shoelace configuration in such a way that it represent a ladder.

1.verb (used with object) - Hey homie loc, ladder up those chucks.
2. verb (used without object)- Ladder those up son!
3. adjective - Those are some laddered up chucks!

by L.A. Thug Public Relations December 9, 2008