kayston

an ugly girl with a loose vagina

shes akayston

by kool doushe400 November 16, 2016

Keystone Light

Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.

Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!

Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.

by J-Mont April 1, 2008

Keystoner

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.

Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.

by Keystoner December 29, 2009

Keystone Kowboy

An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy

Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number

by Smokinoak August 28, 2017

keystoned

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.

Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG

by DGJH420 August 10, 2018

Kysson

When someone’s name is called Kyra and the other keasson then they go out, then their ship name is kysson.

Have you heard of the new couple in our class, they are called kysson

by Wag1 ppl I am a chav from 2020 February 15, 2020

Keystone school district

Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.

Keystone school district sucks

by SlimySquirrel69 July 30, 2020