kwonning out

backing out or bailing on pre-existing plans

person 1: hey man are you still coming out with us tonight?
person 2: no I think I'm gonna stay in tonight
person 1: man don't tell me you're kwonning out

by cellyhard77 June 12, 2017

kwonky

someone who's kind of crazy in the head. Acts like he's the mental one in the group.

I'm not a brussel sprout, I'm kwonky.

by inGENIEo March 12, 2018

Kwonk

The sensei of BJ’s but has the disability of a Thai monk

Oi kwonk wank out
Kwonk your proper wanking me off now

by BrealeyDon August 10, 2019

kwinky kwonk

Hella thick and fine

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky

by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016

Kwanzaa

A popular file sharing program for African-Americans.

Yo' nigga, joo download dat porno of KwAnZzA? Dam dat shit is wak!

Fo' Sho!

by Michael K. January 4, 2005

Kwanzaa

A fake and gay holiday made up by some random black guy in the 60's.

Person 1: I'm being politically correct and celebrating Kwanzaa!
Person 2: What the fuck is Kwanzaa?
Person 1: I dunno

by iThItStHeFaN May 9, 2010

Tae Kwon Douche

one of those idiots who thinks, because they took martial arts once or their whole life, that they are better than everyone else and who may try to prove it. whether they are good or they suck as predicted, no one likes them because of their ego.

man1: dude, have you seen John? He thinks because he took a lesson of Tae Kwon Do that he can kick your ass.
man2: John? pssh, he's just a Tae Kwon Douche...

by xpurt January 11, 2009