Krispy Kreme Gangsta

Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.

someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.

I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta

by Jorge Lechuga December 26, 2007

Krispy Kreme Kock

Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut

"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"

by Yeeyeedadlefme October 7, 2020

krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022

Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.

Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.

“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”

by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022

Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023