kovalainen

Type of "chasing girls". If you kovalainen, it means chasing girls is your lifestyle.

Also kovalainen people become a TK (team kovalainen) member by applying.

Did you go to d-town last night?
You know it, I always kovalainen.

by Team Kovalainen June 29, 2011

kova

A slavic girl.

That nice looking kova only speaks russian.

by Robert J. Fischer September 25, 2003

kovalfail

verb. To kovalfail is to fuck up a relatively simple task when you're being paid MILLIONS of dollars to execute said task.

Attempting to score on a shootout and losing the puck on the way to the net is a kovalfail.

Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.

Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.

by odetosunshine November 13, 2010

Kovalev That Ho

Stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile cum shot in your girl's far side eye as if you were shooting a puck top corner on the far side of the net.

I want my girl to understand the rules of hockey so i'm going to Kovalev that ho!!!

by Juh Elk January 6, 2009

KOVE

To be KOVE or simply just kove with the boys is considered to be the coolest of the cool . Koving as it's become known as is slowly taking over the club scene and making waves . If you're kove you're low key better than everyone else and that beats swag by ten fold.

I don't need an example I'm kove motherfucker. I only kove with the best

by KIWC33J February 26, 2019

Kovey

A nickname for someone you love and adore. Used to replace the name of the person you love. A nickname often used to display feelings of affection and happiness. Can be used for either male or female names. "Kove" for short.

Derives from a typo in a text message sent a few years ago amongst lovers. The text was intended to say "I love you" and came out "I kove you"

"Awww! I love you kovey!

"Amanda Is My Kovey"

"Kove, wanna hang out?

"Kovey! Moop Moop!"

by Stroppy25 January 16, 2009

Kovi

Kovi is a wild animal found in Greenville, PA. A wild Kovi should never be woke, underfed, or sober, as it will become angry and attack anything within reach.

Whoa! Did you see that Kovi by the river?

by amk2376 December 1, 2011