KMS

Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.

Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.

Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?

by March 13, 2021

KMS

Kill my self in a joking manner or like omg or whatever or your upset with yourself

I forgot to bring a jacket kms .
I should of not said something kms.

by Oookfineee December 27, 2016

kms

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Friend 1: I reported someone for having a knife and now his friend wants me dead!
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms

by Narcissistic_Hannibal March 15, 2016

KMS

Kiss my sneakers. Term for kids my ass but not inappropriate.

KMS Deevan Wets.

by Kiss my snake December 06, 2016

Km

Kill me some can quickly type km instead of writing kill me

Please km

by 69 meeere March 29, 2019

Km

Km = kjeder meg. This is Norwegian slang for bored:)

Him :Sup?
Me: km
Him:me 2

by Slushgod May 23, 2019

KM

People who associate with the nickname/initials KM are people you should definitely keep around forever. They are loyal, hilarious, compassionate and kind. They r very odd people but when you break past that mysterious, scary persona they put on, you find out that they are infact even more odd on the inside. but tjats okay cause KM's, no matter how odd, will be the best people to ever walk on Earth. SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY KMS OUT THERE U REAL ONES FR

Freddy: "Wow i am so in love with KM"
Chica: "I don't blame you, they are amazing💗"

by realgorillabusiness April 16, 2023