klondike barring

When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.

Man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?

Yeah dude that was awesome.

by buttmaster420 June 13, 2014

california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.

California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.

by Genteel September 15, 2016

Klondike Slide

A guy takes a shit, freezes it, then fucks his girlfriend with it.

Me and my girl did the Klondike slide

by casper161 December 27, 2010

Klondike Bar

When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.

I would do anything for a klondike bar.

by Nick Aldana December 17, 2007

Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004