Kitchen Theory

The natural tendency during a house party for most of the party goers to congregate in the kitchen instead of the living room or some other area.

There is debate as to why this occurs- whether because of proximity to the alcohol, because it is a large open space without furniture (usually), or if there is a table then it is suitable for games like flipcup or beer pong. Whatever the reason, this occurs naturally without any conscious decision by the party goers.

Recently arrived party guest finds the living room empty only to see everyone standing around in the kitchen.

Guest: Why the hell is everyone standing around in here?

Drunken bro: Oh shit. I don't know man, Kitchen Theory.

by Papa Vino July 14, 2011

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too many cooks in the kitchen

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

by netpan November 7, 2011

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Kitchenary

When you fuckin yo shorty in the kitchen

I was fuckin this girl kitchenary then my girlfriend walked in.

by W_A_R October 14, 2021

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Kitchenista

A sassy cook such as wife, mother or friend that can cook up just about anything in her kitchen. She has fun and enjoys the entire process! a Kitchenista aims to impress!

Is sassy with her cooking attire.

OMG, she is such a Kitchenista

She has so much fun cooking, what a Kitchenista!

She has a Kichenista fashion when cooking, what a cute apron!

by KNCompton April 20, 2010

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