kitchen hands

Hands that are used to being burnt and carrying hot plates from the restaurant industry.

"Don't worry I have kitchen hands," replied Nina when the waitress told her to be careful.

by Avianna Cheri May 6, 2016

Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

kitchen talk

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.

Don't talk about Jerry's affair here at work! That's kitchen talk.

by Ruby Crab June 28, 2016

Kitchen Envy

When two chat celebs get so triggered that they talk about your kitchen renovation for nine months or more despite hating your guts.

WeeHoops: Kitchen, wee paige, kitchen, queer.
Paige: Oh he don't mean it.
Sane person: They have kitchen envy again.

by Wodderwick January 2, 2023

kitchen sink

a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me, okay friend?

Pepe: a kitchen sink is an appliance.

Rare Pepe: a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me

by emmakitchensink February 29, 2016

kitchen floor reset

A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.

When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".

Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday

by lolafitz May 18, 2016

kitchen cosmetics

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

by beedot_i January 7, 2018