Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.

Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.

Landon Kirkland by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021

Arthur Kirkland 

He's a British man that's known for talking to magic beings and always being angry at something. He's also known for his thick eyebrows. His enemy/husband France is always provoking him and the aliens think that they have a deeper relationship. Arthur sees America as a disappointment but still loves him either way and ignores Canada's existence.

Japan: Arthur Kirkland's tsundere personality is off the charts.

Arthur Kirkland by Canada1Kinnie January 15, 2023

Psychological Levon Kirkland

When something seems so certain but it is in fact the opposite, just like how it seems impossible to watch 300 lb. linebacker Levon Kirkland be one of the fastest players on the field.

Loh: Do you think it's weird I bring more clothes on a trip than my girlfriend?

Brett: Brosef, you've been a Psychological Levon Kirkland since the day I found out you suffer from Sports PTSD from your 4 sports teams AND have been to 75 Taylor Swift concerts in 6 continents.

David: Seriously, you only shower twice a week, eat Mac and cheese out of the pot, but know all of Tay's songs backwards and forwards. You have a super odd Brofile.

Loh: PTSLAD? She transcends traditional pop culture norms and her music just speaks to me.

David: Ok, We're Done Here.

Psychological Levon Kirkland by Mike109999 February 17, 2026