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Kian

ugly curly whirly hair bastard, hate you for life ❤️
by @hater101xxx April 6, 2025
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Kian

A fillipino that will hae drakes extention cord extended up his ass hole
by Ibespicingthingsupinhere February 16, 2024
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Kian

A Melman the giraffe knockoff who thinks he's a badman when hes really just a fat bigbacked dickhead who likes to sexually assault females asses, kians really think they are miles morales when they are really are the tiktok version of him
who is kian? Kian is a fatty and an ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD
by soleilthehater May 26, 2024
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Kian lawn

by Kian l March 6, 2018
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Kian

The goofiest and funniest friend you could ask for, the kind that never fails to keep you entertained with his shenanigans, sure every now and then he will require a slap to the face to be brought back to reality but it's all worth it because he's Kian and there's no one who will love you the way Kian does and no one can see right through you the way Kian does. So hold on to your Kian because life just isn't the same without him.
Rae - who's that?
Archer - that's my KIANAAAAAAAH
by AAYIEN baingan November 16, 2023
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Kian Rush

The art of being so bad at pro clubs that you are forced into retirement and no one cares.
A ball comes into the box in 90th minute for Kian Rush and instead of scoring a header you scream “bicicleta” and proceed to miss the ball attempting an overhead kick.
by Ginhead April 18, 2024
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kian

by sjsjksksiksjsjs March 11, 2022
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