Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock April 18, 2006
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by Moonwatcher7772 April 17, 2019
Get the Keenan mug.Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD
Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it
by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009
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by joe April 1, 2004
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Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.
Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.
by a pseudonym. haha i'm so crever. October 30, 2004
Get the Keenan Grawe mug.(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.
(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.
(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.
By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.
by deathofsanity August 7, 2010
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The opposite of an ambivalent person.
The opposite of an ambivalent person.
by Chris_Mac December 1, 2010
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