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ty pennington

The sexiest thing alive and a Hunk of a carpenter and my one true love!
by Mandi Marvel June 11, 2006
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Draven Bennington

Chester Bennington's kid.
haven't u heard?
Draven Sabastean Bennington.
Draven Bennington.Don;tkno what the kid looks like, nor his mom. i onli kno what his dad, Chester Bennington
lead singer of LINKIN PARK looks like

LINKIN PARK ROCKS!!!!!
by Ditto39 June 6, 2004
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Ol' Bennington

When a person decides to Chester Oneself (to commit suicide by hanging like Chester Bennington).
Robin Williams gave himself the Ol' Bennington!

I heard David Carradine from Kill Bill gave himself the Ol' Bennington before it was popular ... while masturbating.

Anthony Bourdain must have had some shitty entrees because afterwards he decided to order up the Ol' Bennington.

I heard Kate Spade was tired of leaving her customers hanging. Her new release is called the Ol' Bennington collection.
by Dewwit! July 8, 2019
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The Kensington Gentleman

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.
Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.
by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011
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Pulling a Bennington

The act of acquiring a rope, tying said rope into a noose, and hanging oneself. The phrase "Bennington" is a reference to Chester Bennington, whom had used this method of suicide.
I'm tired of math class. I'm Pulling a Bennington. I'll catch y'all folks on the other side.
by IzBunyit January 25, 2018
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kensington

A small place, known as a town, right outside bethesda. it includes a "skate park," one good restraunt (you know which one im talking about), and the cheapest gas for miles. It is a hassle to get to anywhere important from kensington because it is so small. also known as: "k-town" "right outside DC" and "where?"
Cheap Rich Boy with the mercedes: yo i need gas, but its so expensive!
Ktown Boy: Lets go to Kensington! its only $2.34 there!
by kboat August 31, 2005
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kensington

Rich suburb just outside DC where the soccer mom thrives. Home of the Academy of the Holy Cross and a lot of expensive antique stores.
WJ kid 1: "Why are there so many Volvos?"
WJ kid 2: "I told you I lived in Kensington"
WJ kid 1: "Oh yeah, let's fill up dad's benz at the Econoway"
by Jarrod P. June 25, 2006
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