Kemped

To mess something up in a big way!

He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!

by Sgt Bash February 26, 2009

The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009

kelptomaniac

A person who compulsively steals seaweed.

Police arrested the young kelptomaniac after witnesses spied him shoving sushi wrappers into his jacket.

by amfv June 20, 2011

self-kept

An individual who has been self entertained for a long period of time. Un able to affiliate with others due to a barrier of something.

She has had a very self-kept life due to her parents strict rules and guidelines.

by Amber Ayedon December 27, 2008

kept

adj.
maintained or supported so as to be a sexual partner: said usually of a woman

She's able to fly to and fro twice a week and pay $2000 share of rent because she is kept.

by Sybil J. March 10, 2005

brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

kempster

Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot

My size 13 feet are too big for kempstering

by croaghlad April 14, 2006