Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.
by Citizen Z December 28, 2018
The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.
Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.
by Nope I Mean Yes October 16, 2018
Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
by Matt “Camron” Damon October 03, 2018
by Siegfried McClure October 11, 2018
She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018
Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.
by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018
in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018