Kavanaugh

Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.

Dude so kavanaughed that sophmore, passed out with his pants down!

by Citizen Z December 28, 2018

Kavanaugh

The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.

Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.

by Nope I Mean Yes October 16, 2018

A Kavanaugh

A kavanaugh (noun/verb)
An excruciatingly abnormal shit

Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce

Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba

by Matt “Camron” Damon October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

The mouth of a person angrily defending their privilege.

Shut your Kavanaugh! You're not a victim just because she said no!

by Siegfried McClure October 11, 2018

Kavanaugh Cocktail

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018