I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)
by Set Blue 23 October 03, 2018
A tactic used by politicians attempting to prevent the confirmation of a Supreme Court justice wherein the nominee’s character is attacked with baseless false and scandalous allegations.
by bugs1 September 27, 2020
(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.
by LucifurIsADog October 10, 2018
Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
by Matt “Camron” Damon October 03, 2018
She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018
Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.
by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018
in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018