Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

kalie

one who is sweet and sexy. beautiful inside and out.

my best friend is such a kalie, i love her.

by jennifer April 15, 2005

Kaiser High School

High school in Fontana California. The school mascot is a cat. Not a panther, lion, tiger, but just a cat. Students at this high school are unsure as to what kind of cat their mascot is, so, as a result they are thrown into a quandry, or a disillusionment if you will. This causes the majority of the students to be unsure about themselves and to question their future. As a result, many of the students wander through life not having a real identity, and struggling with the simplest social interactions.

Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.

Kaiser High School teacher Eddie Kang and Coach Carpenter

by Adolf Manson January 24, 2010

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds

Kaiser chiefs am greatest band aroond :P

by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006

Kaisermiser

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

kelise and Alex

Kelise and Alex they are the best of friends and lovers. They both have so much in common and they both love each other's company.

Kelise and Alex would be lost without each other.

by Meg's is the best January 1, 2017

khalise

Khalise thinks she is ugly at times but at other times she is the prettiest thing in the world and she is.She is so annoying but very funny.She is sometimes very sensitive and takes things the wrong way you have to make sure you talk to her every 5 minutes or she will think you don't love her no more.Extremely freaky to someone shes in a relationship with but it will take time. Khalise is sweet at times but always harassing somebody and always twerking,but overall a amazing person.

khalise always twerking
Khalise stop hitting Joshua!

by kekzeez April 20, 2018