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Kalarina

a Redneck back of the woods kind of hoe. a straight up hustler! goes sleeping around with everyone and acting like a whore.
Kalarina is working him again.
by pantsdropper October 10, 2011
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Kalbassa (Cold Cut), Kalbasitsya

A phrase, originally invented in Israel by russian public. One may use this phrase when he discribes his feeling about
something. Also may used as describing
of Joy.
*MIKE gives DANNY a drug*

Danny: Hey Mike how is the drug?
Mike: Kalbassa!
by ^indica^ March 18, 2005
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kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.
his kalbert was to wide to fit
by robert liu May 19, 2003
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kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts
wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert
by chodie May 19, 2003
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kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.
Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in
by Dunks September 16, 2003
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kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?
in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"
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Kulbarshed

The act of being unfairly taken out of the running for a certain position, role, office, etc., due to being younger or less experienced than your competition, even if you are equally talented.
Dude, I totally got Kulbarshed out of that jazz band spot- stupid seniors.
by haanzz November 24, 2010
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