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Friend 1: I reported someone for having a knife and now his friend wants me dead!
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms
by Narcissistic_Hannibal March 15, 2016
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An acronym for "killin' me, Smalls." Taken from the popular 1993 film, "The Sandlot," in which Ham tries to teach Smalls how to make S'mores and he just isn't getting it.
Friend 1: "Hey man pass me the remote."
Friend 2: "Where is it?"
Friend 1: "It's right in front of you! Kms."
by buckysass January 31, 2017
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Kiss my sneakers. Term for kids my ass but not inappropriate.
KMS Deevan Wets.
by Kiss my snake December 6, 2016
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Can’t believe I fucked 6 job interviews. Kms
by Okgra July 25, 2020
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Kill me some can quickly type km instead of writing kill me
by 69 meeere March 29, 2019
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Km = kjeder meg. This is Norwegian slang for bored:)
Him :Sup?
Me: km
Him:me 2
by Slushgod May 23, 2019
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Stands for Killing me softly

Mom:KMS Daddy
Dad:Ok *Rapes her*
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Omg daddy KMS just like u did last night
by Yawr_DaUniCOwN December 30, 2016
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