kelong

A term used in Singapore / Malaysia to indicate cheating, to achieve an objective by non appropriate means.

A football game between two teams has been fixed such that Team A will win, even before the game commences. Team A has 'kelong' the game.

by Fake_PMLee July 29, 2011

KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.

With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him

by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006

khongorzul

Khongorzul is common name for female in Mongolia. It is named after a flower Gladholus. But few of people named Khongorzul are the most caring and lovable people in the world. They're smart, honest, funny but they are too shy to ask you out. I suggest asking them out first. After all they're still the best

Omg today I met Khongorzul. She is the best.
I'm gonna take her out tonight.

by Qqqqqkkkkk November 19, 2019

Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019

Keongfusion

Exaggerated and gratuitous adoption of gargantuan technical jargon leading to epistemological bewilderment and disorientation.

Confusion but of a higher level.

I thought I knew, but after talking to her, I just got more and more keongfusion.

by nnihilist February 13, 2021

Junkie Kong

One who habitually ingest drugs, or is always high on something.
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".

"Dude is Carl ever not high?" "Nah man, he's a total junkie kong"

by Breendo January 14, 2011