Kiss my fucking ass

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.

Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.

by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

three way ass kissing

Gary, Kevin and Bob, bobbin on each other's nobbins. Also includes licking dingleberries

Two losers kissin another loser's ass

by Rog February 5, 2004

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

National kissing and grab ass day

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.

guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020

kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

something i saw to zoinky_k

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

by badsqad September 11, 2020

Kiss ass

Someone who's go to social skill is to call everybody they meet sir.

Kiss ass- I'm just trying to be respectful, sir.
Guy- You're kissing ass again. Quit kissing my ass, I got a name too.

by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019