kim jong une

a stupid fat boy who wants to nuke america, but everyone makes fun of him because he looks like the fat boy from the disney movie up

did you hear kim jong une is gonna nuke the sun? he said he is doing it because it melted his ice cream

by sussup mudda truckau June 10, 2018

kim jong bool

kim jong bool can cool too.

kim jong bool is coolin

by THE COOL NIGGER MAN May 4, 2018

Kim jong-un

HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED

BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.

Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*

by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 8, 2023

kim jong onion

A small slice of onion kept in the breast pocket used to let supreme overlord Kim Jong Un cry whenever necessary.

"Wasn't it so sad seeing Kim Jong Un cry at his brother's funeral?"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"

by Fucking kill yourself January 11, 2017

Kim Jong Fun

The only kind of fun Kim Jong Un can have in North Korea. He just bangs lots of young girls because that is the only way they will get food.

The orgy scene from the interview is just Kim Jong Un having some Kim Jong Fun.

by KimJongFun#1 December 30, 2014

Kim jong un

faggot from North Korea who is a short fat kid and makes bombs

Kim jong un: 하는 사람

Reggie: America

Kim jong un: ㅂㄹㄹ ㅐㅇㄴㅌ
Ben: stop

by Korean meatballs May 11, 2019

Kim Jong Il

crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.

Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.

by James February 24, 2005