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Kamala Harris

No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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KAMALA

WHEN CONFRONTED BY QUESTION OR AN ISSUE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW OR BE AWARE OF, ONE BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER TO DEFLECT ABSOLUTE IGNORANCE. TYPICALLY DONE IN FORMAL AND SERIOUS SITUATIONS.
WE SPENT HOURS WITH THE AUDITORS AFTER THEIR REVIEW; WHEN THE LEAD AUDITOR ASKED REGGIE WHAT THE NATURE OF THE VARIANCE IN REVENUE CONSISTED OF. REGGIE LOOKED DUMBFOUNDED AND PULLED A KAMALA, AND THEN SAID SOMETHING INNOCUOUS, THAT PISSED OFF THE AUDIT TEAM.
by RONDO MONDO August 23, 2021
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Kamala Harris, MY president.

Kamala Harris is my president and your president and will and forever serve America, as Kamala Harris said “Did you fall out of a coconut tree” an infamous quote, that will be forever be the anthem of America, forever and always. KAMALA FOREVER.
I like Kamala Harris, MY president. serves America forever and always!
by fEMIninomenonLovelY March 15, 2025
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Kamala

What do you call an Indian who turns Black?
She applied for a position as a Kamala, with a specific ethnic origin as a credential, then later applied as a Kamala of a different ethnic origin for personal, public and private gain.
by Patriot254 August 1, 2024
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Kamala Harris

The second woman to have lost the United States presidential election in both United States history and to Donald Trump
Emily: What?? How could Kamala Harris lose the election?? She had such a great campaign!

Chad: Well considering that she was installed as the Democratic nominee without a primary vote, and her campaign primarily consisted of "I'm not Trump who is literally Hitler", her campaign was not great and this outcome was to be expected.
by anonymoususer54 November 7, 2024
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Kamalaing

Helping people so you can get to the next rung of your career.
I did some Kamalaing at the soup kitchen because I’m putting in for a scholarship.
by Dr Ty Sanchez May 9, 2021
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Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
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