joob

the noob but joob very typo

john: hey you stinky
ahmad: shut up joob
john: did you mean noob?
ahmad: shut up joob
john: stap 😭💀

by not joob big man October 10, 2022

joob

slang for kim namjoons voluptuous knockers. sometimes also referred to as "namtiddies"

*namjoon wears skintight shirt*
"oh my god the joobs are out"

by rap monster gay March 26, 2022

Platty Joobs

platty joobs simply means platinum jubilee but for short it was created by actor Kiell Smith Bynoe and quickly became a popular phrase on Twitter.

‘You ready for platty joobs?!”
“Huh?”
“PLATTY JOOBS?!”
“Uh I guess so”

by oowasiapainter May 31, 2022

Manhattan Joobing

Doing manhattan style while sucking on joobs

He was doing Manhattan joobing

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023

Joob

A substance of semen where you ejaculate in a bottle, let it marinate for 2-3 days, and use it for different foods like toast or biscuits.

Hey Kevin, Pass the Joob bottle over here will you? I need to put some tang on this biscuit.

by YungWhiteTiger Boyyyy May 2, 2025

Platty Joobs

Platty joobs - Platinum Jubilee

Except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz, happy platty joobs

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Joob

To poke, jab, or jam something.

Damn bro!!! Did you just joob me in the eye?!!

by thebullis February 24, 2023