make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

by the crab show July 8, 2009

drop off John Wayne

Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."

We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.

by J. Lightning August 27, 2010

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

Wayne John

The pencil thief from space force.

WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.

by Fatcockdisorder69 June 1, 2020

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

Noun
Definition: a box of condoms

ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

by shay shay baby April 12, 2008

John Wayne Camp

a place for sexual intercourse.

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.

by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011

Is that you, John Wayne?

When someone says this, they mean that you are being tough as an act.

Hartman: "Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved corp. Do you maggots understand that?"

Joker: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

by J0HNW@NY3 November 13, 2025