by Atm33 April 9, 2019
Get the johanna (negative) mug.An amazing person who is always there when you need them but sometimes stuck up and get mad very easily but is also helping and is very gay
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A johanna is a girl with a lot of guy friends, and flirts with a lot of them but doesn’t let any get to close. Not the worst looking but acts like she’s hot shit. Makes guys fall in love with her only to get with some else in the same second.
by Buttergolm69 November 9, 2019
Get the Johanna mug.A name given to a hide the fact that she is a black widow spider. One who takes great pride in feeding off every possible asset and anything else valuable in your life, and your friends lives, in order to feed her own inflated egotistical, narcisistic, borderline personality disorder body, in order to continue to survive without ever having to do it on her own. This person will do anything to be the center of attention and destroy anything good in your life, or those close to you. Even taking it to the extremes of cutting themselves up for attention, in order to destroy the stability of the surrounding environment.
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".
2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".
2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
DEF 1 -- Person 1 : "hey whats the matter?"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"
DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"
DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
by californiaproud December 9, 2010
Get the Johanna mug.dude 1: "Damn. Those girls have the best friendship I've ever seen. What's their name?!!!"
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."
by Lenyy October 22, 2017
Get the Johanda mug.Jóhanna is an icelandic name of a amazing girl. Shes very beautiful and funny and smart and everyone wants to be around her because shes so fantastic.
by hehehehheheheehe October 17, 2020
Get the jóhanna mug.“Perfect” basic white smart blond aryan piece of shit who wants to kill the fucking curve for a grade and drown you in German nationalism (but we know what you guys did) and she’ll once have a thouhgt about her friends dick being a weird shape like the lunatic she is
by atr2718 May 5, 2018
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