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Joeonaim Syndrome

Frustrating disorder in which Joe Tran can read and see everything that his friends type, and yet at the same time, still ignore them, and continue playing the popular Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike.
ar4c: Hey, joe!
ar4c: hello?
- a week later -
KALIBR3: LOLZ DOOD WHAT UP
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jodensleep

A:yo good night bro.
B: Jodensleep?
A: hell yeah.
B: Good luck
by Duhbearstocare June 25, 2010
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jodensleep

A: Hey i'm going to sleep
B: Night bro
A: Jodensleep
B: haha brotastic
by Bigbootybitchaz June 25, 2010
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Jode

Jode Secretly judges you yet will cut a bitch that gets in your way
Loathes dogs, spiders, summer, daylight, and lint
Likes darkness but owns 10 nightlights
Jode is generous and forgiving
by Jode143 November 24, 2021
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Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.
Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
by skulk-collective February 28, 2023
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Jideobi

Nicest Brazilian guy you'll ever meet in your life. He plays soccer & is amazing.
I met this guy Jideobi...
by Lenorose October 9, 2008
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Jodok

Jodok is a type of Asian footwear, generally made for males with foot fettishes, ranging from erotic neon colours to intriguing multi-dimensional patterns.

Jodok's tend to be beings that embody a very masculine physique, known for arousing the attention of many young women. They're known for being well-endowed, usually known as having "Extra-Large Samoan Packages", and frequently okver-abuse sexual activity. They are attracted to a very specific type of girl; exotic, mixed race, and girl's who emcompass a certain Latina sassy spice to them.

Jodok's are untrustworthy in relationships, as in the long run they have a wandering eye, which when welcomed by another female and an adequate amount of temptation is on display will easily turn to cheating. Many Jodok's tend to solely focus on sexual relationships, neglecting the emotional side of intimacy. They usually believe in polygamy and hedonism, dismissing monogamy as an unrealistic style of life, restricting one's natural needs and desires.

Particular numbers that are "lucky" for Jodok's are: 5, 6, 8, 17, 22, 24

Names that Jodok's might be attracted to are: Emily, Sara, Natalie, Ingrid, Liza, Anna, Latika, Sita
Jodok's are also known for being family men, and very family-orientated, enjoying being domestic; tending to shores of the household. They aspire from a young age to have children in their late twenties. Usually Jodok's triumph in their endeavours in finding the ideal woman, settling down and building a family young.
by Camilla1234 October 26, 2013
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