jizzruption

an act commited during the viewing an image so immensely captivating that the viewer literally secretes fluids in a forced and uncontrolable manner

1: i saw a ____ and jizzrupted

2: he was injured last night during a violent jizzruption, neighbors say it lasted for minutes

3: the word jizzruption is immature, which i pronounce it immatooer- haters

by individual2734 March 14, 2009

jizzper

An undergarment similar to a diaper worn specifically to collect jizz.

There were so many sexy women at the party that I had to wear a jizzper to avoid making a mess in my pants.

by Ted Cheatham/Tom Cheatham May 12, 2015

Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

jizzum

the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!

by tatersalad August 2, 2003

Jizzus

The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.

Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!

by jizzus of asserath March 23, 2011