jizz

an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place

I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!

by oh jizz no! April 04, 2009

jizz

The ejaculation of a male.

Fuck I just jizzed my pants.

by Poopoh12 May 07, 2014

Jizz

to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"

hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face

by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 14, 2011

Jizz

Same thing.

A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."

by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009

jizz

What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.

My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.

by PressurePoint September 15, 2006

Jizz

Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.

Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).

by South Street November 12, 2011

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 02, 2009