Virginia Hand Jive

A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.

Dude, I just got a Virginia Hand Jive!

by bombsblast December 2, 2010

Jive Ass Nigga

A individual constantly in blatant violation of the "G- code".
2. A mufucka dats full of shit.

Man I ain't fooling wit dat jive ass nigga Joe.

2. Yo mama down der wit dat ol' jive ass nigga Mr. Robert.

by DaGame_god November 3, 2015

jive turkey

a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.

by Frank July 24, 2003

jive-honk

Misinformed bullshit.

Them birthers ain't spoutin' nuthin' but jive-honk.

by rajakhan March 31, 2010

Javer

What's the hottest uber driver you've had. umm... I've never went to oovoo javer.

umm... I've never went to oovoo javer.

by boogey_ boi666 June 15, 2018

Jive Like

A slang saying originated in Washington DC, meaning "sort of" or "similar to".

Man: When i see my girlfriend talking to another girl, it Jive Like makes me feel jealous

by thefamoussjeani April 2, 2017

Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010