Slut du Jour

Pseudo-French for "slut of the day"- the person, of the many indistinguishable options, with whom one is currently romantically engaged.

"Who's the girl Nick's with tonight?"
"Oh who knows, just his slut du jour, he'll have another by friday."

"...and the 'slut du jour' is Keith, who doesn't much care who's mouth he's in. Served with a side of Carlos."

by DJ Jazzy Jesus February 1, 2012

Jourel

Noun, the father of Kalel, aka SUPERMAN.

Jourel sent Kalel away right before their planet exploded.

by J.Ducky February 26, 2009

Journalista

A person dedicated to the persuit of writing and journalism with a particular interest in the highest quality of writing, debate and cutting edge trends in new media.

Developed from recent lexicon Fashionista meaning dedicated follower of fashion.

- Damn I sent this girl I really fancy a text and she sent it back to me with corrections, thentweeted it with corrections and put it on her Facebook page!

Ooh that girl is a real Journalista

by HSutton February 12, 2010

Journelist Wedgie

When the victom is given a regular wedgie on a computer chair, they are taped or tied to the chair forced to type exactly what is happening. If they stop typing, the giver gives them a worse wedgie. They keep this up until giver says that the typing is good enough, by good enough I mean good grammer, spelling, and detail.

I like to write, and my friend knows that, So, at her house, she gives me a journelist wedgie and I typed exactly what was happening. I got yanked 6 times and it lasted 10 minutes.

by Nefertiti9892 May 16, 2010

jourdon

jourdon is super hot. he always knows the freshest memes around. dankest meme lord in the country. his memes make him famous. he doesn't meme often, but when he does it's amazing. he truly is a meme lord.

"jourdon just made the dankest meme. come check it out."

by ChocaLaca February 2, 2018

jiuru

An American man with a talent for competitive frisbee. Usually very intelligent and highly popular. They often play various musical instruments, have a wide range of general knowledge, and can get along with almost anyone. They're the life of the party (especially when there's beer pong involved) and their friends miss them when they're not around. Their friends will even drunk-text them/call them and beg them to attend parties. Also likely to pursue a PhD, live in a European country, and have a thing for white women.

"Damn, Jiuru is the best at beer pong!"
"Did you hear? Jiuru's sexy ass will be paying in Ireland this year!"

by imnotagiraffe February 1, 2023

wikipedia journey

(n) When you start looking something up on wikipedia (usually something meaningful for a class or work) and end up clicking link after link of related topics in each article, until you've ended up on something completely unrelated and wasted a large amount of time on information you forget 1 hour later.

I started looking up micro albumin but went on a three hour wikipedia journey until I ended up on anal intercourse.

by Kumbo January 10, 2012