My friend and I sent eachother smiley emoticons simultaneously and she emoti-jinxed me, so I can't text until she texts me first.
by mplsbb January 8, 2014
Get the emoti-jinxmug. After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
Get the sphincter jinxedmug. A sigh jinx is when two or more people sigh at the same time, and one person yells Sigh jinx! Thus causing the other sighing members to be rendered silent until their name is said three times in a row.
Sean and Jessica sighed at the same time. Jessica yelled Sigh Jinx! At the top of her lungs rendering Sean silent until she said his name three times.
by galenasmart November 23, 2009
Get the Sigh Jinxmug. When you, or somebody else, thinks of something really bad happening to you, and no matter how hard you try, you can't get it out of your head; you think of a totally bogus 100% impossible situation to counteract, or hex it.
1. Johnny was stepping into the shower, then thought of slipping and breaking his neck, quickly, he pictured a clown wearing a speedo kicking him in the face, while he was doing a barrel roll glued to the ceiling; somehow. He then realized "hex the jinx" saved his life.
2. When your hung-over friend crosses the street, you picture an 18-wheeler running him down, so you picture Bob Marley coming out of the sky and picking your friend up and hurling him 50 miles into the air, as you shoot yourself in the head with a desert eagle that shoots baked beans shaped like buggs bunny. And your friend safely crosses the street once you come back to reality.
2. When your hung-over friend crosses the street, you picture an 18-wheeler running him down, so you picture Bob Marley coming out of the sky and picking your friend up and hurling him 50 miles into the air, as you shoot yourself in the head with a desert eagle that shoots baked beans shaped like buggs bunny. And your friend safely crosses the street once you come back to reality.
by JanitorWithAnAxe November 30, 2010
Get the Hex the Jinxmug. by magicliterati August 26, 2012
Get the jinx burpmug. by Ya mama ahhh u mad November 29, 2021
Get the jinx kinniemug. When you and another person think, or do, the same thing at the same time. The actions make it apparent versus the words being said.
Texting-
Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3
Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)
Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3
Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)
by My.other.ride.is.a.Firebolt. October 25, 2018
Get the brain jinxmug.