Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing

Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...

by juanchito March 17, 2008

jewtastrophie

an epidemic caused by the jewish religion

The Black Plague was a jewtastrophie of the 14th century.

by mightymigit10 November 18, 2009

Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

Jewster

Jewster is a jew that celebrates easter. You get the easter basket, you eat the candy, and you love Cadbury Creme Eggs, but you don't attend church and don't believe in the ressurection of Jesus.

A jew that celebrates easter. "I'm such a Jewster".

by Jewster2 March 21, 2009

jewtastic

Something very jewish. Beyond your normal jewishness. Jewish+fantastic=jewtastic

guy playing poker: *loses lots of money on river* that was jewish
*goes all in on next hand with 3 aces, loses on the river* man this shit is fuckin Jewtastic.

Full Tilt Poker= jewtastic

by 666STEVE!!! February 19, 2009

jewstian

The cross breeding between a jew and a christian. Jewstian are often spoiled because they celebrate both Chanukah and Christmas.

Dude i can't believe he's a jewstian... He's gonna get a play station and a wii

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008